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Turkey Rumble, End of Year Awards November/December 2022 Nov 19, 2022 18:52:01 GMT -8

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Post by LankyLefty17 on Nov 19, 2022 18:52:01 GMT -8

Warrior Pro Wrestling announces a very special post Thanksgiving show one week from today- Sunday, November 27th at 8am PT LIVE ON TWITCH.

The announced card for Turkey Rumble 2022 (card subject to change):
Austin Baron vs Triple J
Reed Brothers vs The Midnight Riders
Deathmatch: Vic Baron vs Markus Winter
John Logan vs “Paco’s Million Dollar Hitman”
Warrior Pro Wrestling Women's Title: Lizzy Jett (c) vs June Allgood (iWe)
Warrior Pro Wrestling Tag Title: Gears of War (c) vs Mountain Men
Warrior Pro Wrestling World Heavyweight Title: Doc Wyatt (c) vs President Evil

Warrior Pro will also be broadcasting a very special pre-Thanksgiving “Bullpen Session” with Roger Craig to promote the show. Expected guests include World Champ Doc Wyatt, reigning Women’s Champ Lizzy Jett, owner Tank McDaniel and MORE!

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Turkey Rumble, End of Year Awards November/December 2022 Nov 25, 2022 12:02:00 GMT -8

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Post by LankyLefty17 on Nov 25, 2022 12:02:00 GMT -8

Welcome everyone, to a very special edition of “The Bullpen.” I’m your host as always, Roger Craig- and I’ve got a fantastic lineup of interviews as we head towards Warrior Pro Wrestling’s last show of 2022- Turkey Rumble!

Turkey Rumble takes place THIS SUNDAY at 8am PT LIVE ON TWITCH!

Today we will hear from the World Champ Doc Wyatt, the Woman’s Champ Lizzy Jett, Vic Baron, The Reapers, and a surprise guest with a special announcement. But first, let me introduce the owner of Warrior Pro Wrestling- living legend Tank McDaniel!

Tank: Thanks RC, its always a pleasure to come out and speak with you. I’m really excited for the show, lots of exciting matches and a great way for fans to wrap up the holiday weekend.

RC: I know you’ve been taking a bit of a back seat from the day to day operations, but have had to step back into the fold with company president Lefty McDaniel’s injury- do you have an update on that?

Tank: Unfortunately President Evil shattered Lefty’s knee with his brutal chair shots at Warriorversary. I’ll be honest, we tried to strip him of his title shot after what he did but contractually our hands are tied. Lefty has a long rehab process ahead of him, so myself and Austin Baron will be stepping up to run things in his absence. Furthermore, to ensure there is no funny business this weekend, I will be officiating the World Title match myself.

RC: Wow. Now that's some big news.

Tank: Yep. Listen, I know you got a great lineup of guests, so I’m going to let you get to them- but I just have one more thing to say. Felix Santana Sr. I want my rematch. In January, Warrior Pro is rolling through Texas- I expect to see you there so you and I can go another round. Don’t make me have to come find you.

RC: My next guest is a former 2 time World Champion, with him is a decorated crew of former championship title holders, who have been wreaking havoc for the last year. The main target of that havoc has been Markus Winter, who Vic Baron will meet on Sunday in a barbed wire deathmatch. Vic I have to ask-

Triple J grabs the mic out of Craig’s hand

Triple J: You don’t ask the questions around here Craig. Besides, the answers are all obvious. Why did I turn my back on Markus Winter? Why did me and The Crew beat him down? Why is Vic Baron going to END HIS CAREER? Because hes a loser. Because he’s a punk. Because this group of men right here are the greatest collection of wrestlers the world has ever seen. Multi time world champ Vic Baron. Multi time tag team champions THE MUSIC CITY WRECKING CREW. A future Hall of Famer and a Multi Time World champ TRIPLE J- Jerry Joe Johnson.

Now let ME ask YOU something Roger Craig. How is this company going to function when I put Austin Baron down for good? I’ve been kicking that man’s ass for 20 years now. On Sunday? I show a whole new generation of wrestling fans why that man’s knees don’t work. And another thing-

Vic Baron puts a hand on Triple J’s shoulder, carefully takes the mic back and gives it to Roger Craig.

Vic: Ask your question RC.

RC: How do you prepare for a match like this, against an opponent that is out to hurt you as bad as Markus is?

Vic: First off- let me just comment on what Trips over there just said. Pops- stay home on Sunday. Don’t show up. You’re time has passed old man, and as your son? Its high time you let this one go. Let whatever grudge you have with Triple J melt away. Leave whatever loyalty you feel towards Markus Winter alone. Because it isnt going to end well for either of you. Lets save everyone the hospital bills. Stay home. Just quit.

Just then out of nowhere Markus Winter flies on camera and is attacking all four men, taking them all by surprise. Quickly, security comes in and breaks everything up, with all five men escorted off stage.

RC: Well, now that order is restored- lets move on to our next guest. Paco Pequeno has been suspended from Warrior Pro since allegedly orchestrating a backstage attack on John Logan. Under an agreement with Tank McDaniel, Paco has been allowed to be present for this interview, where we will get more details on his contracted opponent for John Logan this Sunday…

Paco: Hola, Mister Roger Craig. My name is Paco Pequeno, and I speak for my newest client. A “million dollar” client. He is the man that will finally end everything, and rid us of the despicable John Logan. He is a man of many accomplishments. A man of… royalty. He did not come cheap, this man has negotiated an up front payment, and insist that I continue my Warrior Pro suspension and not be ringside. But it will all be worth it to see a broken and beaten John Logan in the center of the ring. Adios Senor Logan- I shall be waiting at the local hospital to laugh at your misery…

RC: My next guests, current STRUGGLE tag team champions- the Grim Reapers are… actually not booked for this next show, but are here instead to uhh… promote new merch?
Billie: Thats right RC, we’re hear to sell tshirts. You see, even though we didn’t win the Warrior Pro tag team belts at Warriorversary, we are still champions. Champions that apparently, no one in that company want to actually face. So we’re spending our free time making money. Because we like money don’t we Ty?

Tyson: We sure do Billie.

Billie: So we’re here to promote our latest T-shirt, available at our personal merch store- www.strugglesux.com. These shirts are quality fabric that look great for any occasion, whether you’re out on the town, or just hanging around the house:

Tyson: Purchase in the next 60 minutes? We’ll throw in a free Coke Brothers shirt we stole from their locker because they haven’t been seen since we beat them. Don’t worry about the white powder, that usually comes off after a couple washes.

RC: Well, I mean… I guess I have a few-

Billie Sorry RC, we ain’t actually taking questions today. You have a nice one, we’re outta here.

RC: Next- I’m happy to introduce the reigning Warrior Pro Women’s Champion, Lizzy Jett. Welcome Miss Jett.

Lizzy: ROCK N ROOOOLL!!

RC: I’ve been told you actually requested this match against iWe’s June Allgood, why is that?

Lizzy: Why? WHY? Because I ran through this division. Della Wyatt? Check. Fiona Walsh? Check. Dash Yamada??? Check fuckin check. So I was thinkin to myself, who do I want next? Well BRING ON the Queen of Knees June Allgood of course. I heard her run her mouth, that she thought she was screwed at the Women’s Tourney. So I say, come take your shot June. TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOT.

RC: Well, your run has definitely been impressive. Do you have any specific strategy you’ll be looking at against Allgood on Sunday?

Lizzy: Yeah, don’t get hit in the face by those fucking knees.

RC: Thats… well thats a sound strategy. Lizzy Jett folks.

RC: My last guest needs no introduction, and he’ll probably cut me off if I try. So I’ll avoid all that and just let our World Champ say what he came to say…

Doc: Smart man. Let me tell you a little story RC. As you know, I grew up in this business. I’ve seen every heel there ever was. My father, Virgil Wyatt- was one of the all time greats. I grew up studying Duke Masters. I broke into the business with Triple J. I was in the arena when Senator Phillips turned. I lost my shit when Geese Walker turned. But I gotta be honest with you RC, they are all small potatoes next to the day Lieutenant Governor Justice embraced evil, and turned on Ace La Grange and that Sesame Street reject.

You could say we are a bit of kindred spirits. Maybe there isnt the Doc Wyatt you see here before you without President Evil. The suits, the promos, the matches- shit twenty years ago President Evil was the best heel in the business.

But that was twenty fucking years ago. Now? Now there’s a slow fat white guy that doesn’t fit well in his suit, works for a company that can barely afford to run shows, and he’s running his mouth like he’s a somebody. Like he owns the place. Like he owns THIS place. Like he’s getting under my skin or something. Evil, look in my eyes. You are not in my head. You are not walking into MY company, the company I built, and taking MY belt. That’s just not happening. The era of Evil died a long time ago- you’re in my world now chump, and on Sunday you’re in for a really really bad time.

That’s our show. I hope everyone had a safe and happy Thanksgiving. We’ll see you all THIS SUNDAY at 8am PT for Turkey RUMBLE.

The Card:
Austin Baron vs Triple J
Reed Brothers vs The Midnight Riders
Deathmatch: Vic Baron vs Markus Winter
John Logan vs “Paco’s Million Dollar Hitman”
[Warrior Pro Wrestling Women's Title: Lizzy Jett (c) vs June Allgood (iWe)
[Warrior Pro Wrestling Tag Title: Gears of War (c) vs Mountain Men
[Warrior Pro Wrestling World Heavyweight Title: Doc Wyatt (c) vs President Evil

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Turkey Rumble, End of Year Awards November/December 2022 Nov 28, 2022 16:49:03 GMT -8

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Post by LankyLefty17 on Nov 28, 2022 16:49:03 GMT -8

Turkey RUMBLE Recap

Warrior Pro Wrestling wrapped up their year with a bang, putting on arguably the strongest show of 2022. As has been the theme throughout the year, the show was wrapped tight in drama and controversy, with the main event doing little to extinguish the growing Doc vs Evil feud.

To check out the show in its entirety, head on over here:

Once that's done with, scroll on down for all the recaps and post show drama...

Reed Brothers vs The Midnight Riders

Recap:
A solid opener, with the Reeds finishing off their most successful year with another win, this time against the ageless legends. The Riders put up a decent fight and gave the former champs a couple scares, but Maverick Reed was able to nail the Crash Landing for the win.

Winner: Reed Brothers
Rating: ***

Austin Baron vs Triple J

Recap:
I guess we shouldn’t be surprised, given this is about how every Austin/Triple J match ended in 2005. A throwback competitive match with both men hitting near fall finishers- but with the Wrecking Crew ringside nothing was every going to come easy for Austin, and the constant beat downs proved too much, with the ref being forced to call for the count out.

After the match, Triple J and the Wrecking Crew mocked an obviously injured Austin Baron before heading to the back under a reign of boos.

Winner: (via count out) Triple J
Rating: **

Deathmatch: Vic Baron vs Markus Winter

Recap:
This was an outright war between two men with a deep seeded grudge. If you like blood, this one had buckets, with Markus Winter dramatically finally getting his revenge on Vic Baron- and potentially thrusting him into the world title picture...

Winner: Markus Winter
Rating: *****

John Logan vs “Paco’s Million Dollar Hitman”

Recap:
The mystery opponent? None other than the Senatorial Office’s own KING MEMBA. Memba spent the better part of the match pounding on John Logan, with the million dollar prize seemingly a foregone conclusion. But, as Logan has don’t all year, he found his opening and spiked Memba on his head with a vicious Logans Run, notching another win over Paco’s hired guns.

After the match, rumors started flying out that Paco (who is still barred from being ringside at any Warrior Pro event) ordered El Destructo to flip a table in the locker room, and then berated King Memba for his loss. Memba then allegedly punched Paco right in the face, knocking the manager clean out. A stare down between Memba and Destructo ensued before security intervened. No word on Paco’s current status...

Winner: John Logan
Rating: ****

Warrior Pro Wrestling Womens Title: Lizzy Jett (c) vs June Allgood (iWe)

Recap:
Easily the best match in the short history of the Warrior Pro women’s division. June Allgood made good on her title of “The Queen of Knees” by overwhelming the champ with knee strikes. Lizzy Jett stood her ground and withstood every one of those knees before finding an opportunity to sink in a counter wakigatame for the win.

Winner: Lizzy Jett
Rating: *****

Warrior Pro Wrestling Tag Title: Gears of War (c) vs Mountain Men

Recap:
The tag belts have been playing hot potato all year, so its fitting that the last show of 2022 found yet one last home. This was a big boy slug fest, with both teams throwing haymakers to see which side would blink first. The finish saw Logan Axelrod nail his finish while Riot and Brick Casey were otherwise occupied with each other. Its tough to tell where the division goes from here, but one thing is for sure, its not going to be easy to get the belts off those very large hairy men.

Winner: AAAAAND NEEEEEEW Tag Team Champions, the Mountain Men
Rating: ***

Warrior Pro Wrestling World Heavyweight Title: Doc Wyatt (c) vs President Evil

Recap:
Its not often a match lives up to its hype, and this match carried a truck load of it. But these two left everything in the ring, with Evil doing absolutely everything he could to gain an advantage. Chairs, low blows, cheap shots- every trick in his infamously large bag. But the Prez learned the lesson everyone in the Warrior Pro locker room has been taught over the last 4 plus years... Doc Wyatt doesn’t play by normal rules. After looking close to tapping out, Doc took an unsuspecting Evil and nailed him with a Black Gold, knocking him clean out.

As Doc celebrated his win all the way to the back, ringside doctors tended to President Evil. As he came to he immediately punched the doctor in the face, knocking HIM out, causing a bit of a cluster as now there were two concussed people that needed attending to, one of which being the person that should be doing the attending.

Winner: Doc Wyatt
Rating: *****

The post show press conference was a one man show starring the reigning World Champion, Doc Wyatt…

Doc enters the room, still sweating from his match, drops the title belt on the table then briefly walks to the back, before re-appearing with a t-shirt and sun glasses in hand. He proceeds to put both on and takes a seat, raising his head as a signal that questions can begin…

Reporter: Doc, that was a massive win, how are you feeling?

Doc: How am I feeling? I feel the same. I said what I was going to do then I went out and did it. That simple. Sorry are you not going to ask me about my shirt? Someone ask me about my shirt. Cmon, anyone- ask about my shirt.

Reporter: Whats uh… whats with the shirt?

Doc: That’s your question? Whats with my shirt? Jesus man. I made these shirts the day this match was signed. They’re up on WPWStore.com for exactly one dollar. Any money I make on these shirts I’m going to take a dump on and burn in my front lawn. Because that’s the level of respect I have for President Neck Brace. A washed up has been who got beat by the better man in the middle of the ring. I hope everyone gets one of these and he’s reminded till the end of time who’s better than him.

Reporter: Has there been any talk of a rematch?

Doc: A what? Why? Did you leave that show with doubt? Was that finish controversial to you? No I’m not fighting that loser again.

Just then what appears to be a full water bottle shoots through the air and nails an unsuspecting Doc right between the eyes, snapping his glasses in two and busting the champ open. As everyone turns to the back of the room standing arms crossed is Agent Fang from the Evil Administration.

As Doc stands up to confront his attacker, the rest of the Administration jumps out from behind the press banner and put the boots to Wyatt, getting in several good clean shots before high tailing it as security runs up to intervene.

With doctors checking out a woozy Doc, the press is informed the rest of the press conference has been cancelled...

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Turkey Rumble, End of Year Awards November/December 2022 Dec 29, 2022 13:16:23 GMT -8

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Post by LankyLefty17 on Dec 29, 2022 13:16:23 GMT -8

YEAR END AWARDS HOSTED BY DOC WYATT

Good evening everyone, and welcome to the 4th annual Wrestling Monitor Year End Awards. This year, as a special treat- the Monitor as asked me to host- and I’ve graciously accepted for a stupid sum of money. And to be honest, with how many awards this place sends me they might as well just name the damn thing after me. The Doc Wyatt Year End Awards. Has a nice ring to it…

Anyways, lets get this over with- these beautiful Wyoming mountains aren’t going to ski themselves….

First award, the 2022 Feud of the Year Award goes to… Doc Wyatt vs Vic Baron! On behave of that sack of crap I’d like to accept an award that shows people enjoy watching Vic Baron lose multiple titles multiple times. It just goes to show, in the end, everyone agrees the Baron family sucks. This is fun! Moving along…

Editors note:
Honorable Mention: Doc Wyatt vs President Evil, John Logan vs Paco Pequeno, Vic Baron vs Markus Winter

Past Winners: Vic Baron vs Machine Gun Mayhem (2019), Doc Wyatt vs Lance Marshall (2020), John Logan vs Young Blood (2021)

Next up, the 2022 Match of the Year Award goes to… fucking hell John Logan vs Colossus Rhodes. Man is everyone out to just give John Logan stuff to make him feel better? How is it I won Feud of the Year but none of those matches were good enough here? Fine, Logan beat a guy twice his size. Who admittedly has ended the career of half The Office roster. And yeah maybe that match was kinda ok. What I’m trying to say is John Logan has a stupid looking face. Lets keep going...

Editors note:
Honorable Mention: John Logan vs Dungeon Dominguez (High Noon), Doc Wyatt vs Vic Baron (Spring Breakout), Vic Baron vs Markus Winter (Turkey Rumble)
Past Winners: Rampage vs Logan (2019), El Macho vs Felix Santana Sr (2020), Grim Reapers vs Coke Brothers (2021)

Next award is for the 2022 Tag Team of the Year Award and it goes to… Gears of War. Tag team wrestling is for little girls that can’t cut it in singles competition. So whatever, the block heads from Detroit beat out the dumb biker gang, the mountain hillbillies, and those high spotting asshole brothers. Whoopty do, I hope they all get mouth cancer. Neeeext...

Editors note: This is a new award for the year, but The Monitor has retroactively awarded it for past years...
Honorable Mention: Reed Brothers, Grim Reapers, Mountain Men
Past Winners: Brick & Roy Carter (2019), Gears of War (2020), Grim Reapers (2021)

Aaaaand finally. The main event. The 2022 Wrestler of the Year Award goes to…. ME. Doc Wyatt. Why? Maybe because I’m the only 3 time champion this company has ever had. Maybe because I main evented Warriorversary.. again. And won, again. Maybe because I should win every year because who the hell else should win? John Logan? Brick Casey? Vic? I’m just listing guys I beat so… no, its me. Its ALWAYS ME.

Editors note:
Honorable Mention: John Logan, Brick Casey, Jimmy Hawkins
Past Winners: Doc Wyatt (2019), Machine Gun Mayhem (2020), Doc Wyatt (2021).

Now that that's over with, I’d like to end this by clearing the air a bit…. And since its still the holiday season, we’ll call this the promo of wrestling’s past, present, and future.

For wrestling’s PAST, I direct your attention to President Evil. You may remember him as the masked old man that had his neck broken inside a Warrior Pro ring last month. That man has since stated, in front of a fire just like this one, that he was going to put me in a body bag. Now given he said that while still wearing a neck brace, you’d think it was a joke. I admit I laughed when I saw it. You may not think we’re done Prez, but I do. Stick to pushing around geeks in STRUGGLE, you’re a small pond kinda guy. That seems to be more your speed. Threaten me again and I’ll end your fucking career.

For wrestlings PRESENT, one might think I’d end my year on a high note- vacation and relax before the start of a fresh new “Year of Doc.” Nope, word on the street is someone over in the office is talking shit. A lot of shit. Is this person a title holder? Is he a main eventer? JPM maybe? That Titus fella? Whoever is still in the Cogburn Ranch that isnt retired or older than shit? No, its some lacky with a big mouth. Stanford Bradford... errr Bedford… something like that. So yeah, I’ll get off the slopes early and collect a paycheck to dick kick some loudmouthed jobber. Sign me up.

And finally… for the FUTURE? Well that name is apparently Jimmy motherfucking Hawkins. Most people probably don’t remember, but Jimmy and I have a little bit of history. See Jimmy talked a ton of shit about me at last years G2 tournament. Now apparently because he beat John Logan the powers that be think he gets a title shot. Well let me tell you something Jimmy- no one beats John Logan more than I do. And this belt? Its mine. So take your shot, but its time a new generation of Warrior Pro wrestlers learned, Doc Wyatt ALWAYS WINS.

Last Edit: Dec 29, 2022 13:32:53 GMT -8 by LankyLefty17

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