Post by LankyLefty17 on Apr 29, 2022 13:15:36 GMT -8
PRESS CONFERENCE
Inside a crowded press room, Warrior Pro President of Operations “Lanky” Lefty walks into the room and sits down at the middle table...
Lefty: Hello folks- its been a little while but I’m really excited to announce Warrior Pro Wrestling’s next event: Spring Breakout. With the weather warming up we’re headed outdoors to the Moffet Field Arena to showcase the best the world of professional wrestling has to offer. While we don’t have a full card confirmed, we plan on all titles being on the line, plus we’re negotiating a few additional matches that are sure to make up for the fact that we’ve been absent for too long. Spring Breadown will be held in 2 weeks, on May 14th.
We’re also announcing Warrior Grounds #32 will take place next week right here in Gorilla Hall. Thats going to be a loaded show, with a Tag Team Title rematch between the Bingo Hall Mutants and The Reed Brothers. Plus a World Title #1 Contender match between Doc Wyatt and Rampage Hunter. As a special treat, we’re gonna have our champs come out and say a few words, but before that I wanted to give an update on Injuries.
Austin Baron had surgery on both knees last week and will be out for the foreseeable future. That tough sonovabitch has been hobbling around for too long, so it will be good for him to finally have that fixed- and no I have no idea if retirement is a think he’s thinking about. Tyson Heyward and Markus Winter have both been in the gym a ton over the last couple weeks so looks like their returns are imminent. I cant say the same for Red Masterson, who’s trying to avoid surgery on his shoulder but hasnt been able to make a ton of progress in his rehab.
We’re also announcing Warrior Grounds #32 will take place next week right here in Gorilla Hall. Thats going to be a loaded show, with a Tag Team Title rematch between the Bingo Hall Mutants and The Reed Brothers. Plus a World Title #1 Contender match between Doc Wyatt and Rampage Hunter. As a special treat, we’re gonna have our champs come out and say a few words, but before that I wanted to give an update on Injuries.
Austin Baron had surgery on both knees last week and will be out for the foreseeable future. That tough sonovabitch has been hobbling around for too long, so it will be good for him to finally have that fixed- and no I have no idea if retirement is a think he’s thinking about. Tyson Heyward and Markus Winter have both been in the gym a ton over the last couple weeks so looks like their returns are imminent. I cant say the same for Red Masterson, who’s trying to avoid surgery on his shoulder but hasnt been able to make a ton of progress in his rehab.
With that Lefty leaves the room and the Tag Team Champions, the Reed Brothers walk up and take a seat...
Maverick: Damn, this is great. We been at this a while, and had a lot of set backs since joining Dubb Pee Dubb. But now that we’re champs? Everybody in that locker room is on notice.
Rip: And we got plans to run through every single team on this roster. But first, we got unfinished business with those BBQing Mutants.
Maverick: Down in Texas we achieved our dream. Tag Team champs. But no cut play? Nah, that doesn’t sit will with me and Rip. So at Warrior Grounds #32, lets do this again boys, the right way- then lets break bread after over steak and beers.
Rip: We gonna prove High Noon was no fluke. Then at Spring Breakdown? Don’t matter, bring on whoever, Reed Brothers don’t back down from anyone.
Rip: And we got plans to run through every single team on this roster. But first, we got unfinished business with those BBQing Mutants.
Maverick: Down in Texas we achieved our dream. Tag Team champs. But no cut play? Nah, that doesn’t sit will with me and Rip. So at Warrior Grounds #32, lets do this again boys, the right way- then lets break bread after over steak and beers.
Rip: We gonna prove High Noon was no fluke. Then at Spring Breakdown? Don’t matter, bring on whoever, Reed Brothers don’t back down from anyone.
The Reed Brothers get up to leave as Vic Baron, Paco Pequeno, and The Music City Wrecking Crew meet them on stage. The Reeds and the Wrecking Crew go nose to nose before the Reeds slowly walk off stage.
Paco: Hola, My name is Paco Pequeno. To my right you are all witness to the greatest three man team in the history of professional wresting. You have, from Nashville Tennessee, “The Hammer” Otto Alderson and “The Animal” Bo Leslie. They together are the FUTURE Warrior Pro Tag Team Champions, The Music City Wrecking Crew. I have secured these deserving gentlemen a title shot at Spring Breakdown. You saw what these men can do at High Noon, and you have my guarentee that come May 14th, you will see gold around these men’s waist.
As for this man (points at Vic), well he needs no introduction. The best wrestler on the planet, your World Champion, your Intercontinental Champion, “The Technician” Vic Baron.
Vic: Thank you Paco. First off, shout out to my old man- Pops get better soon, and just retire man. Those last two matches were utterly awful.
The McDaniels are putting two men in front of me and saying I have to defend my belt against one of them at Spring Breakdown. On one side is Doc Wyatt, a man I already beat, who has no friends, and who hasnt been worthy of a real title shot in years. On the other side is Rampage Hunter, a man most famous for beating up a dude in a chicken suit- a “belt collector” without any belts. Its fine, its fine. The world needs more evidence that I’m truly the best? Gotcha. Ok. On May 14th, I’m beating the crap out of whoever- don’t make a difference to me.
Reporter: Paco- what about John Logan?
Vic: Moron. John Logan isnt sitting in front of you. He dont mean anything. You’re talking to The Champ. You will address The Champ. Now string bean. Ask me a question.
Reporter: Uh…
Vic: Uhh? Thats your question? Jesus Christ what a room.
Paco: Victor, if I may. Besides securing title matches for my clients, I have also taken the liberty to negotiate John Logan’s next opponent… for ole times sake. Senor Logan, you have managed to beat Machine Gun Mayhem, Young Blood, and Dungeon Dominguez. For that I applaud you. For your next challenge, I’ve secured something… bigger. At Warrior Grounds all will be explained.
As for this man (points at Vic), well he needs no introduction. The best wrestler on the planet, your World Champion, your Intercontinental Champion, “The Technician” Vic Baron.
Vic: Thank you Paco. First off, shout out to my old man- Pops get better soon, and just retire man. Those last two matches were utterly awful.
The McDaniels are putting two men in front of me and saying I have to defend my belt against one of them at Spring Breakdown. On one side is Doc Wyatt, a man I already beat, who has no friends, and who hasnt been worthy of a real title shot in years. On the other side is Rampage Hunter, a man most famous for beating up a dude in a chicken suit- a “belt collector” without any belts. Its fine, its fine. The world needs more evidence that I’m truly the best? Gotcha. Ok. On May 14th, I’m beating the crap out of whoever- don’t make a difference to me.
Reporter: Paco- what about John Logan?
Vic: Moron. John Logan isnt sitting in front of you. He dont mean anything. You’re talking to The Champ. You will address The Champ. Now string bean. Ask me a question.
Reporter: Uh…
Vic: Uhh? Thats your question? Jesus Christ what a room.
Paco: Victor, if I may. Besides securing title matches for my clients, I have also taken the liberty to negotiate John Logan’s next opponent… for ole times sake. Senor Logan, you have managed to beat Machine Gun Mayhem, Young Blood, and Dungeon Dominguez. For that I applaud you. For your next challenge, I’ve secured something… bigger. At Warrior Grounds all will be explained.
With that, the whole crew gets up and leaves the room- effectively ending the press conference.
WARRIOR GROUNDS #32: May 6th from Gorilla Hall
Music City Wrecking Crew vs Bay Ballerz
Jimmy Hawkins vs Billie Cannon (w/Tyson Heyward)
Della Wyatt vs Viper Lopez
Number One Contender Match: Rampage Hunter vs Doc Wyatt
Tag Team Championship: Reed Brothers (c) vs Bingo Hall Mutants